Should I buy high heeled shoes for my midget cow so that I can milk her better?

This is one quirk of nature. DOLLY the cow is only 40 inches in height but pumps out 40 gallons of milk every day. The whole neighborhood likes the creamy milk and there will be a riot if I ever stop delivering the milk to folks, sometimes also taking care of Desperate Housewives as a bonus. The problem is, DOLLY is so short that her nipples almost drag on the ground and she has a special pouch strapped on her haunches that holds her mammaries up, like a bovine push up bra. One of the agri salesman showed up the other day offering to sell high heeled shoes for DOLLY so that I can milk her better. Not a bad idea considering I have to crouch low to milk her and sometimes the fleas from her tail get into my ears. Is it proper etiquette to make a holy cow wear high heeled shoes specially when there are no Bulls nearby to impress. Have you folks heard of such shoes before? What next, lipstick and mascara for DOLLY? Please advise if I should spend the money? Should I raise the milk prices ?

Should I buy high heeled shoes for my midget cow so that I can milk her better?
you know, high heels for the cow is a good idea (not to mention funny as hell) since she is so short but you might want to make sure that the cow is comfortable. I don't know about animals, but I'm not that comfortable in high heels. If your cow gives such awesome milk, try to keep her as happy as possible. If the high heels are comfortable, thats great; if not, you could go with the idea of putting her two front legs on a higher platform, the two behind legs on another platform, then milking her; there'll be room between the platforms. Wait, that may not work..cows keep moving when you milk them. Maybe the high heels are your only option. But Dolly doesn't have to wear them all the time, only when you milk her..that way she's can be comfortable other times. Hope that helps..and now I really want a cow...
Reply:Yes, if you love her you will do whatever it takes. Don't forget to get the really sexy lipstick and some high quality perfume.








Ricky
Reply:thats sooooooooo funny! You could stand her up on the counter over the sink and put the bucket in the sink....


I am having trouble getting the image of a cow wearing high heels out of my head!
Reply:get a midget to milk the midget cow
Reply:Buy her two pairs of stilletos.


And dont forget nursing bras for her nipples.


Instead of delivering of milk to your customers,ask them to come over and watch you milk the cow.


And you charge for the show.


And they get to buy milk after the show.
Reply:that is a great idea. just...make sure you get her platform heels so she doesnt slip!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:i think this one should be in "jokes and riddles"!!





i would raise the price seen as everyone loves it so much, whether or not you get those ridiculous shoes!!



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