Elephants in my hand sanitized shoes?

This morning I woke up and found an elephant in my special hand sanitized shoes, I think it was an African, but could have been Indian. Anyway, I didn't go to my C.D. cleaning class because of this difficulty, so instead I put on a pair of clean socks and went to the oven store to look at ice cream cones, unfortunately they didn't have any, forcing me to go home to the elephant - which is still in my shoes, any way I can get this elephant ( which I named Paul by the way) out of my Hand sanitized shoes? HELP!! THiS iS SEriOUs!!

Elephants in my hand sanitized shoes?
well maybe you should tell the train conductcor to give you a band-aid as soon as the flower shop opens to buy a venus fly trap to kill the puppy that was in the goat's pants the whole time!
Reply:Have you been sniffing the sanitizer?
Reply:are you on medically legal marijuana?
Reply:first of all you will need 1000 pounds of crunk juice.


then you will have to sit on the elephant named paul and share your crunk juice with him.then you have to get richard simmons and he will ride the elephant out the door.then they will fly off into the sunset.
Reply:Step 1: Buy an elephant gun


Step 2: Threaten to harm the elephant





If he doesn't leave, try having a rational conversation with him. Say, "Paul, I need these shoes. You can wear them tonight, but tomorrow I need them."





If he still won't leave, call an African elephant expert, and perhaps an Indian elephant expert as well, just to be sure.





Hope this helps.



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